http://www.completelyretarded.com 13 photos in 6 albums en-US Sun, 7 Sep 2008 07:50:03 -0700 kevin@completelyretarded.com kevin@completelyretarded.com Gallery 1.5, http://gallery.menalto.com/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 40 http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/retardedlaurie/targetpractuce.thumb.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com 144 145 http://www.completelyretarded.com/retardedlaurie 876554fb78a83907a4bd1bdb8a4437e6 Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:35:22 -0700 http://www.completelyretarded.com/view_comments.php?set_albumName=retardedlaurie http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/retardedlaurie/targetpractuce.thumb.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/retardedlaurie/targetpractuce.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/retardedlaurie/targetpractuce.thumb.jpg 145 144 I'm afraid of Collies and in love with Oliver, But DJ is my lesbian lover.<p><a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/retardedlaurie/1"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/retardedlaurie/th_laurienorthridge.thumb.jpg" width="159" height="126" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="Problems at school" title="Problems at school" name="photo_j"></a>Problems at school<br /> <a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/retardedlaurie/2"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/retardedlaurie/Duh.thumb.jpg" width="150" height="113" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.jpg" title="Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.jpg" name="photo_j"></a>Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.jpg<br /> <a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/retardedlaurie/3"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/retardedlaurie/targetpractuce.thumb.jpg" width="150" height="152" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="Need anything be said?" title="Need anything be said?" name="photo_j"></a>Need anything be said?<br /> http://www.completelyretarded.com/garyp 7ef135752af1c555c6baa9ee3edefc98 Fri, 8 Aug 2008 06:05:47 -0700 http://www.completelyretarded.com/view_comments.php?set_albumName=garyp http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/garyp/stupid_gary2.thumb.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/garyp/stupid_gary2.sized.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/garyp/stupid_gary2.thumb.jpg 135 144 Mother Superior ain't got nuthin' on me!<p><a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/garyp/1"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/garyp/stupid_gary2.thumb.jpg" width="300" height="283" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="Gary likes to get all prettied up in his sunday best. Don't he look purty? he like the way his whiskers rub the habit. Hmmm, habit, rub??? makes me think of another habit..." title="Gary likes to get all prettied up in his sunday best. Don't he look purty? he like the way his whiskers rub the habit. Hmmm, habit, rub??? makes me think of another habit..." name="photo_j"></a>Gary likes to get all prettied up in his sunday best. Don't he look purty? he like the way his whiskers rub the habit. Hmmm, habit, rub??? makes me think of another habit...<br /> http://www.completelyretarded.com/politics c35e70bf96d2796dbf18fce79aa9d944 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:52:39 -0700 http://www.completelyretarded.com/view_comments.php?set_albumName=politics http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/politics/rt_fema_brown_050909_t_1.thumb.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/politics/rt_fema_brown_050909_t_1.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/politics/rt_fema_brown_050909_t_1.thumb.jpg 108 144 Retards<p><a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/politics/1"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/politics/rt_fema_brown_050909_t_1.thumb.jpg" width="188" height="141" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="Robert Brown - director of FEMA. He was elected for this position in 2003 and is expected to start his job any day now... any day now. He recently went on TV to defend himself and the administration. Regarding the tens of thousands of people in the Superdome, he said, "We just learned about that today". He claims that he had no idea that the people in the stadium were completely cut off until a few days ago because the federal government hadn't talked about it at all. What? What?! Doesn't anyone there watch TV or listen to radio? It's been covered everywhere. You'd have to make an effort to not know! Brown stands by his claim that he didn't learn about it "factually" until September 1. Jon Stewart seems confused. "Factually"? Like Brown had previously thought it was a legend? Like... Camelot or something? Either way, Brown says that his "heart goes out to those people". "Can they drink your heart?" Stewart asks. "Maybe eat it?"" title="Robert Brown - director of FEMA. He was elected for this position in 2003 and is expected to start his job any day now... any day now. He recently went on TV to defend himself and the administration. Regarding the tens of thousands of people in the Superdome, he said, "We just learned about that today". He claims that he had no idea that the people in the stadium were completely cut off until a few days ago because the federal government hadn't talked about it at all. What? What?! Doesn't anyone there watch TV or listen to radio? It's been covered everywhere. You'd have to make an effort to not know! Brown stands by his claim that he didn't learn about it "factually" until September 1. Jon Stewart seems confused. "Factually"? Like Brown had previously thought it was a legend? Like... Camelot or something? Either way, Brown says that his "heart goes out to those people". "Can they drink your heart?" Stewart asks. "Maybe eat it?"" name="photo_j"></a>Robert Brown - director of FEMA. He was elected for this position in 2003 and is expected to start his job any day now... any day now. He recently went on TV to defend himself and the administration. Regarding the tens of thousands of people in the Superdome, he said, "We just learned about that today". He claims that he had no idea that the people in the stadium were completely cut off until a few days ago because the federal government hadn't talked about it at all. What? What?! Doesn't anyone there watch TV or listen to radio? It's been covered everywhere. You'd have to make an effort to not know! Brown stands by his claim that he didn't learn about it "factually" until September 1. Jon Stewart seems confused. "Factually"? Like Brown had previously thought it was a legend? Like... Camelot or something? Either way, Brown says that his "heart goes out to those people". "Can they drink your heart?" Stewart asks. "Maybe eat it?"<br /> http://www.completelyretarded.com/completelyretarded d09fcb14c6f12881ebe21221b441d756 Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:28:25 -0700 http://www.completelyretarded.com/view_comments.php?set_albumName=completelyretarded http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/completelyretarded/IMG_6479.thumb.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/completelyretarded/IMG_6479.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/completelyretarded/IMG_6479.thumb.jpg 108 144 Completely Retarded People<p><a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/completelyretarded/1"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/completelyretarded/IMG_6479.thumb.jpg" width="300" height="225" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="Rebecca Frank is the first Completely Retarded person I know." title="Rebecca Frank is the first Completely Retarded person I know." name="photo_j"></a>Rebecca Frank is the first Completely Retarded person I know.<br /> <a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/completelyretarded/2"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/completelyretarded/AnthonySolorzano.thumb.jpg" width="300" height="225" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="Anthony Solorzano decided to pick up a lawnmower while it was on to adjust the wheels and then cut the tips of his 2 middle fingers." title="Anthony Solorzano decided to pick up a lawnmower while it was on to adjust the wheels and then cut the tips of his 2 middle fingers." name="photo_j"></a>Anthony Solorzano decided to pick up a lawnmower while it was on to adjust the wheels and then cut the tips of his 2 middle fingers.<br /> <a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/completelyretarded/3"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/completelyretarded/stupid_Gary1.thumb.jpg" width="282" height="300" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="Gary wasn't really in jail (film shoot), although you couldn't tell him that as he fit right into his surroundings. Since then he's lost some weight and stopped smoking but the retarded thing still lingers..." title="Gary wasn't really in jail (film shoot), although you couldn't tell him that as he fit right into his surroundings. Since then he's lost some weight and stopped smoking but the retarded thing still lingers..." name="photo_j"></a>Gary wasn't really in jail (film shoot), although you couldn't tell him that as he fit right into his surroundings. Since then he's lost some weight and stopped smoking but the retarded thing still lingers...<br /> <a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/completelyretarded/4"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/completelyretarded/story_fire_a.thumb.jpg" width="220" height="168" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="A magnesium recycling plant's sprinkler system helped turn a small fire in a scrap bin into a toxic inferno that forced thousands of people from their homes, fire investigators said. Who is the genious who put H20 Sprinklers in a Magnesium plant?!!?!?!" title="A magnesium recycling plant's sprinkler system helped turn a small fire in a scrap bin into a toxic inferno that forced thousands of people from their homes, fire investigators said. Who is the genious who put H20 Sprinklers in a Magnesium plant?!!?!?!" name="photo_j"></a>A magnesium recycling plant's sprinkler system helped turn a small fire in a scrap bin into a toxic inferno that forced thousands of people from their homes, fire investigators said. Who is the genious who put H20 Sprinklers in a Magnesium plant?!!?!?!<br /> http://www.completelyretarded.com/Rebecca 226c9f48999f44dc4ae7b14ce538ca66 Mon, 7 May 2007 07:37:47 -0700 http://www.completelyretarded.com/view_comments.php?set_albumName=Rebecca http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/Rebecca/Before_and_After1.thumb.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/Rebecca/Before_and_After1.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/Rebecca/Before_and_After1.thumb.jpg 194 144 People Rebecca thinks are completely retarded.<p><a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/Rebecca/2"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/Rebecca/StressDollKevin.thumb.jpg" width="245" height="300" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="StressDollKevin" title="StressDollKevin" name="photo_j"></a>StressDollKevin<br /> <a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/Rebecca/3"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/Rebecca/Before_and_After1.thumb.jpg" width="222" height="300" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="Shirley Before and After Kids" title="Shirley Before and After Kids" name="photo_j"></a>Shirley Before and After Kids<br /> http://www.completelyretarded.com/What-is-the-sound-of-one-hand-napping c97f6e10ca0d5e2517e981365809d4d1 Fri, 1 Jul 2005 11:20:37 -0700 http://www.completelyretarded.com/view_comments.php?set_albumName=What-is-the-sound-of-one-hand-napping http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/What-is-the-sound-of-one-hand-napping/Max_car.thumb.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/What-is-the-sound-of-one-hand-napping/Max_car.jpg http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/What-is-the-sound-of-one-hand-napping/Max_car.thumb.jpg 97 144 <p><a href="http://www.completelyretarded.com/What-is-the-sound-of-one-hand-napping/1"><img src="http://www.completelyretarded.com/albums/What-is-the-sound-of-one-hand-napping/Max_car.thumb.jpg" width="300" height="203" border=0 vspace=2 hspace=0 align=top border="0" alt="Squint, sucka, SQUINT!!" title="Squint, sucka, SQUINT!!" name="photo_j"></a>Squint, sucka, SQUINT!!<br />